Hoggle Hotel

Letter from management:

HUMAN-41754, 

YOU ARE OUR NEWEST RECRUIT FOR MANAGEMENT AT HOGGLE HOTEL.

WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR EMPLOYMENT WITH US AND HAVE A HOGGLELICOUS DAY.

KIND REGARDS,

HOGGLE

CEO

HOGGLE HOTELS LTD

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Join us at Hoggle Hotels LTD! Every day is unique, whether you are supplying a Hoggle with a free upgrade to their room, or banishing a martian to the basement dwellings, no two days are the same.

As our newest franchisee, take control, manage and customize your Hoggle Hotel to your liking, wealth doesn't equate to taste, and you're not wealthy!

Sometimes, our customers get unhappy, and it's up to you as the manager to ensure that these customers leave the hotel with a smile on their face, whether that's through monetary bribes or other methods, we'll leave that to your discretion.

Sound like the role for you? Apply for Hoggle Hotels today, and we'll reach out sometime in the near future!